I had a little Meg Ryan moment yesterday, about the
garden, and I wasn't even in the garden. A shiver, a surge of happiness.
We have 5 veg garden plots around the large hen run and
it was time to move our 7 pretty bantams along, even though the zucchini plant
might produce one or 2 more fruit, and the tomato vines were strung with jade
beads. (But I dug up the ruby chard (or pink-stemmed silver beet, third picture) that's
self-sown, in shades of shining ruby, candy-pink and fairy-floss, and
immediately replanted in the new bed where the hens had been scratching and
adding their own special fertiliser.) It's getting late in March, we're in the
foothills of the Dandenong Ranges, and I wanted to get some winter veg in the
ground while the soil is still warm.
As serendipity often has it, I was digging the new bed
over next to the old; my `girls' are happily looking for bugs and worms on the other side of
the fence and so I had their company, and their contented low clucking filled
my ears. Now and then they come and
watch what I'm doing; `anything in that seed packet for me?'; `a plastic bag!
Oh the excitement! Any food in it for us?'
Slowly the compost bins are adding to the soil in the
best way, and I added a new row of old bricks left here thoughtfully by the old
owners 24 years ago. Extra soil from the hen run added more still, on the
higher side where the soil is still too shallow; and wood mulch from a huge
heap was used to form a topping for the central path.
What to plant? Broad beans - so in go some tea tree
stakes, cut from the property, rustic and gnarled, for supports (I'll add
string as they grow); and tall wigwams of tea tree stakes for tall-growing snow
peas.
It's Easter Sunday so I can't buy veg seedlings, but
let's see what seeds I've got in the cupboard.
Let me just say (as I often do) - I care about colour - in
the house, and in the garden - passionately. (Especially in the garden, where
you can make magical pictures. I also need to mention that those ruby chard
(below) weren't planted willy nilly; no, they were placed first burgundy, then candy-pink, then softest-pink
in a swish of rainbow colour.)
In the box I found my seeds of
`Crimson-flowered Broad Bean' I'd bought from the Diggers Company some time
ago; a strong pink with burgundy (below) are the colours I attribute to these flowers.
(I don't mind double podding the beans now and then in front of the TV news.) But
how did I forget the `Purple Podded Dutch Pea' (top, with `purple-pink flowers
followed by purple pods with green peas inside') also from Diggers? I saw this
plant at (Digger's) Heronswood last spring - with my sisters - and was delighted, at the
time, to discover that they sold seeds of it. With both these precious
cultivars, I could only bear to plant seeds from one each of my 2 packets of
seeds. (The purple peas (`Dutch Pea') need podding - something I swore I'd
never do again as I left the familial home at 19. I think I'll write to UK seed
company Chiltern Seeds for their pea `Shiraz', a snow pea with `very dark
purple pods' - and purple flowers. No podding (or cooking that turns the pods from dark amethyst to jade) - and how great will this look in
a salad!)
I have `Red Russian Kale' (last picture) growing in the garden; I grew
it from seed that I imported a while ago along with 3 other varieties (`Dwarf
Green Curled', `Scarlet' and `Winterbor' from Chiltern Seeds). It's more pinkish-purple
than red, a handsome plant climbing to higher than a metre. I collect quite a
lot of seed from the veg garden so it shouldn't have been a surprise to find
home-collected seed of this `red' kale. The surprise was my reaction: a little
wave of joy. Because I can make a garden picture with all these plants...
and then...while looking for purple-sprouting broccoli `Santee'
plants in another bed (found only one, which I'll cut back hard and transplant)
to add, to my astonishment (how did I forget this, it can't be a second
childhood, not quite, I'm only just over 50) I discovered some gleaming pink-purple
Brussels sprouts called `Tasty Red' (below), probably from one plant (which is all I'd
plant; J is not a fan...to put it mildly), but shaded by Jerusalem artichokes
and fallen over, and forming roots where it's touched the ground, and so now I have
6 little plants for my new pink and purple veg patch, cut back hard and looking
like fat little candy sticks in a neat curve.
(The label shows Brussels sprouts more red than green but
the leaves are green and the leaf veins and tiny heads I'm looking at are purple
- what's going on? - and what's in a name? I think the word `red' is short and
sharp, an easy moniker to sell. But as well, I think the majority of straight
men aren't passionate about colour or aren't good at describing colours...and for some
consumers it's a problem. Again and again, I buy a plant (for example) labelled
`Ruby [insert interesting word]' to be disappointed with brown flowers (I kid
you not) or a dull red or blood red, which scream horribly with my pink,
raspberry, cherry and plum tones in the raspberry and silver bed. And recently
I gave a talk about bulbs, with a good question afterwards about monbretia (Crocosmia)...but the man asked me about
`the red flower you see everywhere in the Dandenong Ranges, like a weed'; yes,
orange monbretia, it can be termed no other colour, even by me, who sees red
very strongly, and blanches at the sight of a red coat. Please, men, think
about colour more carefully!)
So there's four plants with some pink in their stems or
flowers, and three with purple in stems, sprouts, flowers or pods.
Too much? Well, there's an edging of dwarf curly kale (below) as
well (or will be - from a sowing of home-collected seed, so fresh it germinates
beautifully and a variety I like in our frequent omelettes) and normal leeks
(are there purple ones? Probably not) between the pea wig-wams, planted in the
easiest way imaginable: by placing a mature seed head (from a nearby
gone-to-seed leek plant) onto the soil and giving it a scrunch; that's my kind
of lazy gardening. There's also some `ordinary' green snow peas. (Two varieties of peas sown just increases the chances of germination and peas to eat sooner, I reckon.) The leaves of
the ruby chard are a deep, almost forest green to tie it all down.
Later, I am chatting to 3 relatives and my mind wanders. Suddenly
I have an idea that's maybe been niggling at the edges of my thoughts all day.
Chives! Ordinary chives have mauve flowers in those pretty globe-shaped heads (second picture).
(Garlic chives have white flowers and won't work here for the effect I
want.) Have I got room for chives as
well? Let's push back the leek seeds and pop in some chive seedlings nearer the
front along here.
As I dig I collect old buried seed labels, and I see
`Mustard Greens' written on one, and my mind sees the handsome green leaves,
made bronze-purple where the sun's rays touch them - too dark?; and is the 4m
by 2.5m veg bed getting mighty full? Heck, yes. Maybe for another bed another
time. Perhaps one with near-black Tuscan Kale, and red or orange flowers.
I'm happy with my little plan.
A feast for the eyes and the taste buds in green, pink and purple. And, oh, how satisfying.
I can't stuff another plant in; even though I'm tempted
as I find in a catalogue: red raddichio and `red' oak-leaf lettuce (both
perhaps too red/russet) and carrot `Deep Purple' which `retains its deep colour all
the way through to the to the core' (would the colour bleed up to the leaf
stalks? Probably). Let's not forget how lovely eggplants, opal basil and purple
beans would be, too, if this wasn't a winter planting. Purple-bronze dill, too,
if it wasn't a weedy plant here.
Or can I? Cardoon (globe artichoke) `Rouge d'Alger'
(`Heirloom') with blushing stalks (and silver leaves for accent and those
purple flowers too) is just too tempting...off to the seed merchant. (Or will just
the one or three plants I can squash in look silly?) Diggers, too, sell seeds
of `Purple Artichoke' `from Northern Italy...[with] fat fleshy hearts' of
pink-violet and green.
This sounds like the edible garden is going to be thought
out far more carefully in future, doesn't it? J sighs a little as he realises
that of course, in future, the veg garden always has to be beautiful. No, I
say, just pretty.
Jill Weatherhead is horticulturist, writer, garden
designer and principal at Jill Weatherhead Garden Design who lives in
the Dandenong Ranges east of Melbourne, and works throughout Victoria (www.jillweatherheadgardendesign.com.au)